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Sue Dee posted the following question on Yahoo Answers:
A friend of mine is having some people over to watch an episode of Hoarders on TV. She’s asking everyone to bring a “dirty snack or dessert” I know someone is bringing a mud pie with gummy worms in it, but I’m just not very creative when it comes to thinking of ideas. Do you have any suggestions on a dirty snack or dessert I could take?
So far she’s gotten only one response, from Bill G:
You could bring a tennis shoe salad. Find an old dirty wornout shoe pull the tongue way out, let any shoe strings hang ito a very nice lettuce, tomato, onion, and garlic salad. Pour a red salad dressing over it and let some run into and onto the shoe.
There are only twenty-two hours left to respond on Yahoo Answers, so if you have an idea, make haste.
I guess I would have to recommend hamburger made from ground meat salvaged from the town dump, or perhaps an Italian marinated roast made from expired meat from a supermarket’s bagged trash. Or, more appropriate for the season, rotting-pumpkin pie!
I wasn’t invited to the party, and I can’t say I’m disappointed.
