If I Were a Hoarder

Why Buy Hamburger?

A famous hoarder named Houston Dodge lived near Grandma Fontaine’s house in Maine.  He had one of those front yards filled with old car parts and broken major appliances that one associates with country folk.  He frequented the dump across the street from Fontaine’s and once told your father, “You can find a lot of food there, too, you know.  Even meat!”  I think this caused your father and uncles to admire him enormously.

Thank you to Mom for the submission! 

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